(driving)

(kids yelling)

(much yelling)

(so much yelling)

Me: “Kids! Too loud! That’s enough. No more yelling in the car. Never yell in the car.”

Little Miss Thing, age 7: “No yelling… ever?”

Me: “The only thing you’re allowed to yell is, ‘DAD IS COOL’.”

(long pause)

Danger Monkey, age 10: “In other words, no yelling.”

Me: (glaring in rearview mirror)