Think of the children

Bake Sale at work today.

I don’t want to eat cupcakes, but if it helps hungry kids… who am I to argue?

P.S. If anyone ever offers you a banana bread cupcake with walnut maple icing… by god, you eat that cupcake. I mean… think of the children.

Science

Last night I proved without a doubt that you can light a gas grill with a spark lighter.

I lost most of the hair on my right arm from the elbow down. But, dammit, now we know it can be done.

#ScienceSmellsLikeBurntArmHair