SAT Prep

I strongly believe future SAT scores are affected positively by how much your parents bite your feet while you’re small. I am investing tireless effort into this study with our kids. I’ll let you all know how it turns out in 15 years.

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Haters Gonna Hate

It just occurred to me that all the haters that make fun of gamers, surely all spend as much time talking about sports and/or watching TV as we spend playing games. Hey, at least games are good for your brain. I mean, it’s not like the Jocks of the world are curing Cancer while we’re all at GenCon or anything.

Scribbling

Little Miss Thing just sent her first text. I texted WW and apparently LMT was playing with Mama’s phone. Whatever she typed in her response to me, we’ll never know her true intentions as auto-correct changed it to “scribbling”. Which is ridiculously appropriate, actually.