Best Xmas present to myself EVER… Purging my clutter. What an amazing array of emotional baggage in the form of “important” papers. Today I let go of three speeding tickets, 2 heart surgeries, breast cancer bills, divorce paperwork, job offers and rejections, tax penalties, arguments and broken promises, bad credit scores, and god knows what else. I have never felt so free in my life. Highly recommended.
New house rule: “You absolutely may not use the word ‘poop’ when hand writing a birthday card.”
Always good to make these things official. They don’t mention this in the parenting books, but they should.
I love my wife very much. Enough to let her put her icy little toes under my leg while we watch old Star Trek episodes. Don’t tell her it makes me happy.