Cake, as ordered

Little Miss Thing, age 4: “Know what I deserve? I am going to wear a fancy dress and we are going to have pasta for dinner and eat cake.”

Danger Monkey, age 7: “I don’t feel like cake.”

LMT: “WE. WILL. EAT. CAKE!”

Not hurting for confidence, that one.

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Every day?

“Look, kids. This is not negotiable. We are a fresh-underwear-every-day kind of family.”

Don’t let anyone tell you parenting isn’t an adventure.