Little Miss Thing, age 4: “Know what I deserve? I am going to wear a fancy dress and we are going to have pasta for dinner and eat cake.”
Danger Monkey, age 7: “I don’t feel like cake.”
LMT: “WE. WILL. EAT. CAKE!”
Not hurting for confidence, that one.
“Look, kids. This is not negotiable. We are a fresh-underwear-every-day kind of family.”
Don’t let anyone tell you parenting isn’t an adventure.
At breakfast: “We butter biscuits, but it is not a butter sandwich. You should not have to chew the butter.”
#ParentingWin #DadOfTheYear
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