Dear Internet,
If I win the Powerball jackpot tonight…
I will bring back Firefly.
Sincerely,
Me
Dear Internet,
If I win the Powerball jackpot tonight…
I will bring back Firefly.
Sincerely,
Me
I swear — I SWEAR — I pushed the “reheat” button on the microwave.
But apparently, I pushed a different button labelled “Please turn my quesadilla into hot napalm death”.
Little Miss Thing (age 3): “When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut. Or a frog.”