If You’re Happy and You Know It…

“OK kids, stop singing Frozen songs and substituting ‘dingus’ for all the verbs.”

So that happened.

Oh, good.

Now they’re singing our new family anthem: “If you’re happy and you know it, poop your pants.”

Take a Picture, Lady

That may be the first time anyone has ever worn a kilt in the Martinsville Kroger. That, or everyone in Martinsville just naturally have wide, staring eyes. Could be genetic or something. I don’t know.