Sip It Good

Adulthood is being at your kid’s school function, and having a coughing fit, and needing a drink really really badly, but choosing to give the last can of Sprite to a little girl who loudly tells her Mom she LOVES SPRITE SO MUCH. And then watching her take one sip and throw it away.


You Can’t Be Siri-ous

Little Miss Thing, age 6: “I’m trying to play my game and the phone keeps asking me questions.”

Me: “Thats Siri. It’s a thing called an on-board AI program, which means that…”

LMT: “Siri, play Disney movies.”

Siri: “I have many options that fit that request.”

LMT: “Play Frozen.” (phone starts a Frozen short)

Me: “I guess you’re good.”