“I’ll grab a little Taco Bell for the drive home.”
TRANSLATION: “I enjoy spraying cheap taco fillings around the interior of my car.”
Month: February 2016
Adele You What
My Oldest, age 14: “It sort of surprises me that you’ve heard of Adele. But, I guess she’s been around for a really long time. Like, 2011.”
Breath
Me: “Brush your teeth, Keith. Then it’s off to bed, Fred.”
Little Miss Thing, age 6: “I already did.”
Me: “Go brush them.”
LMT: “I did!”
Me: “I’m serious. Brush your teeth.”
LMT: “BUT I ALREADY DID!”
Me: “Then let me smell your breath.”
LMT: “Fine.” (plods off to brush her teeth)
LMT: “I actually brushed them. Are you happy?”
Me: “That was the goal, yes.”
