Guacamole TOTALLY counts as a serving of vegetables. Likewise, salsa is also TOTALLY a serving of vegetables. I’ve been eating healthy all this time and didn’t know it. #HealthGuru #NeedToWriteAHealthBook
Month: October 2015
Papered
Little Miss a Thing, age 6: “Dad look! We got a Sudoku book! It’s like Sudoku, except ON PAPER!”
Stahp
Me: “Stop flopping your hair all over the place.”
My Oldest, age 14: “My hair does not flop. It whips.”
Me: “Can I see it Whip?”
Oldest: “Ugh. Seriously?”
Me: “Does it also Nae Nae?”
Oldest: “Stop. How do you even know this song?”
Me: “Show me your Stanky Leg.”
Oldest: “For the love of God, please stop.”
Very Vocal Viking 