My Oldest Girl told me tonight that she wants to find a book on how to learn to read and speak Klingon, and she thinks Big Bang Theory is the best show ever made. I think we may have created a geek, my friends.

The Treadmill

We spend so much time working at jobs we don’t like, making less than we think we deserve, just to buy houses that are too big, that we fill with junk we don’t need, with yards we mow but don’t use, surrounded by privacy fences that keep nothing in but keep everything out.