Have you ever ran out of gas while going 60 mph, and then coasted for 3 minutes, with just enough momentum to roll gently to a stop at a gas pump? I just did exactly that – and it was awesome. My family is not properly impressed. The wife keeps mentioning something about not running out of gas in the first place. Where are the style points in that?
Month: February 2014
Health Food
For anyone worried that I’m not getting enough fruits and veggies… I’ll have you know that I squeezed lime juice all over my breakfast tacos. And cilantro is green and leafy.
Bracing Dialogue
Me: “I’m getting a gumball.”
My Oldest Girl: “I can’t have gum because I have braces.”
Me: “Good. More for me.”
MOG: “You are a Bracist.”
Very Vocal Viking 