Me: “I’m getting a gumball.”
My Oldest Girl: “I can’t have gum because I have braces.”
Me: “Good. More for me.”
MOG: “You are a Bracist.”
Me: “I’m getting a gumball.”
My Oldest Girl: “I can’t have gum because I have braces.”
Me: “Good. More for me.”
MOG: “You are a Bracist.”
Very Vocal Viking 
Everything you share that your kids say is awesome, but there is something about YOG’s quick wit that makes me *really* wish I knew her. I especially wish I’d had a friend like her when I was her age.