Me: “I’m feeling stressed.”
My Oldest, age 16: “How stressed?”
Me: “Uh…”
Oldest: “Like, on a scale of 1 to Winona Ryder in Stranger Things, how stressed are you?”
(long pause)
Me: “I guess I’m not all that stressed.”
Oldest: “Glad I can help.”
Tag: MOG
IT HAPPENED
OMG!
Two days ahead of schedule, it has happened.
I PUBLISHED MY BOOK
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Better By Daddy
My Oldest, age 16: “I bought new wiper blades, but can you put them on my car for me?”
Me: “It would be better for me to show you…”
Oldest: “Please, Daddy? I’ll pay you with… love… and… love. That’s all I’ve got.”
(long pause)
Me: “As you wish, dear.”
Very Vocal Viking 