Fun Sized

Turns out I am NOT emotionally prepared to hear my 10 year-old daughter describe short boys in her class as “fun sized.” I almost crashed the car.

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He’s got a plan

Danger Monkey, age 4: “When I’m a grownup, I won’t work. I’ll just stay home and play with my kids.”

Me: “Really? If you don’t have a job, where will you get food?”

Danger Monkey: “The kitchen.”