Me: “Man, I just love old country diners like this. I mean, look at the staff zipping around and sharing tasks. This place runs like a well-oiled machine.”
Wonderful Wife: “Well, there’s definitely enough grease to oil a machine.”
Month: April 2017
Things I Get To Say, School Carnival Edition
Things I Get To Say, School Carnival Edition:
“No, licking off the icing and throwing away the cupcake is not ‘Low Carb’.”
“It’s pronounced BYOOT. There is no such place as BUTT Montana.”
“You can keep the balloons in your shirt, but you must stop yelling, ‘I’VE GOT BOOBS’.”
Puppy Pressure
Little Miss Thing, age 7, created this sign and is now gathering up all loose change she finds and declaring it donations.
She sees no problem with this plan.
Very Vocal Viking 