Things I Get To Say, School Carnival Edition

Things I Get To Say, School Carnival Edition:

“No, licking off the icing and throwing away the cupcake is not ‘Low Carb’.”

“It’s pronounced BYOOT. There is no such place as BUTT Montana.”

“You can keep the balloons in your shirt, but you must stop yelling, ‘I’VE GOT BOOBS’.”

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