Good day, sir

(Works for 10 hours straight)

Me: “I’m having a bad day.”

(Thermostat broken at work, temps at desk hit over 80 deg)

Me: “I’m having a horrible day.”

(Didn’t have time, completely skipped dinner.)

Me: “I’m having a horrible, horrible day.”

(Watches the Lifeline helicopter take off from the hospital helipad next to my parking garage)

Me: (slow blink)

Me: “You know, I’m having a pretty good day.”

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