“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one’s lifetime.”
— Mark Twain
Me: “Hey, what should we do for our 5th wedding anniversary?”
My Wonderful Wife: “Let’s stay home and play D&D.”
Me: (slow blink)
Me: “I just fell in love with you all over again.”
Just had a tour group of sixth graders in school uniforms walk through my area. They wanted to know what it was like to work customer support for a software company.
So I handed them laptops and started screaming at them.