“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one’s lifetime.”

— Mark Twain

My True Love Speaks

Me: “Hey, what should we do for our 5th wedding anniversary?”

My Wonderful Wife: “Let’s stay home and play D&D.”

Me: (slow blink)

Me: “I just fell in love with you all over again.”