Me: (sticks head outside)
Me: “Kids!!! Dinner time!!!”
(silence)
Me: “Kids!!! Come inside for dinner!!!”
(silence)
Me: “Kids!!! It’s time for dinner!!!”
(silence)
(silence)
Me: (whispers) “It’s mac & cheese.”
Kids: (in the distance) “Woo-hoo!!! Mac & cheese!!!”