Little Miss Thing, age 7: “Can I have one of my chocolates now? You said after dinner.”

Wonderful Wife: “Sure. Leave the rest right here by me.”

LMT: “Awesome!” (starts away)

Danger Monkey, age 10: “I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”

LMT: (stops in her tracks)

LMT: “I’ll take this with me.”

WW: (side eye at the boy)

WW: “Foiled again.”