OMG!
Two days ahead of schedule, it has happened.
I PUBLISHED MY BOOK
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Tag: WW
Sounds Like Marriage
(I drop the salt)
Wonderful Wife: “That was sorta clumsy of you.”
Me: “I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.”
WW: “You can’t just decide to not hear something.”
Me: “It is the sovereign right of all husbands to not hear anything we don’t want to hear.
It’s been that way since marriage was invented.”
WW: “That’s not how that works. That’s not how any of this works.”
(long pause)
Me: “I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.”
Got an Eyeful
Wonderful Wife: “Time to get your school backpack cleaned out. Let’s get it all put away. Everything in its place!”
(furious digging)
Danger Monkey, age 10: “Oh! I’ve been looking everywhere for this.”
WW: “What is it?”
DM: “My eye patch.”
WW: “Does that really belong in your school backpack?”
DM: “No.”
WW: “So… where does it go?”
DM: “Over my eye.”
WW: …
Very Vocal Viking 