Gas Company Dude: “We fixed the gas line. If you want, I can come in and re-light your pilot lights.”

Me: “Yah, better you than me. I don’t know much about that stuff.”

(five minutes later)

GCD: “Your appliances are all self-lighting. You should be fine.”

Me: “Should?

GCD: “Well, if the furnace doesn’t re-light after three tries, you can flip that switch there and wait a couple minutes and then flip it back.”

Me: “So, turn it off and back on again?”

GCD: “I thought you didn’t know furnaces.”

Me: “Apparently, it’s pretty similar to computer support.”