Gas Company Dude: “We fixed the gas line. If you want, I can come in and re-light your pilot lights.”
Me: “Yah, better you than me. I don’t know much about that stuff.”
(five minutes later)
GCD: “Your appliances are all self-lighting. You should be fine.”
GCD: “Well, if the furnace doesn’t re-light after three tries, you can flip that switch there and wait a couple minutes and then flip it back.”
Me: “So, turn it off and back on again?”
GCD: “I thought you didn’t know furnaces.”
Me: “Apparently, it’s pretty similar to computer support.”
Good: Working from home.
Bad: Kids knocked over a jar of beets in back of fridge this morning while making breakfast, spilling fluorescent magenta juice over the majority of the contents and interior surfaces of the fridge.
Worse: I didn’t notice it for two hours.
THE WORST: I’m the only one here to clean it up.
I WANT CREDIT FOR ADULTING TODAY!