Me: “Is everyone ready for the bus? Oh my goodness, why is your hair so messy?”

Little Miss Thing, age 6: “It’s Crazy Hair Day at school today.”

Me: “Cool. Maybe I’ll do that for work today, too.”

LMT: “Every day is Crazy Hair and Crazy Beard Day for you.”

Me: (slow blink)

[I mean… she’s not wrong.]