Crazy Hair Day

Me: “Is everyone ready for the bus? Oh my goodness, why is your hair so messy?”

Little Miss Thing, age 6: “It’s Crazy Hair Day at school today.”

Me: “Cool. Maybe I’ll do that for work today, too.”

LMT: “Every day is Crazy Hair and Crazy Beard Day for you.”

Me: (slow blink)

[I mean… she’s not wrong.]

Mine

I’ve been eating so much better lately.

At a picnic, I deserve to have a little tiny brownie, right?

See? Just one tiny bite… oh so good.

SO GOOD.

I forgot.

I forgot about brownies.

OH GOD… so soft and warm and gooey — OUT OF THE WAY GRANDMA THOSE ARE MINE!