Me: “How was your day with Grandma?”
My oldest, age 14: “She caught me trying to use The Force to pick up a book that was out of reach, and now she thinks I’m weird.”
Me: “I’ve tried to use The Force almost every day since about 1982. Grandma thinks I’m weird, too.”
Oldest: “You are weird.”
Me: “Thank you.”
Oldest: “You’re welcome.”
