Weird Like Me

Me: “How was your day with Grandma?”

My oldest, age 14: “She caught me trying to use The Force to pick up a book that was out of reach, and now she thinks I’m weird.”

Me: “I’ve tried to use The Force almost every day since about 1982. Grandma thinks I’m weird, too.”

Oldest: “You are weird.”

Me: “Thank you.”

Oldest: “You’re welcome.”