Good news: I slept REALLY well last night.

Bad news: Slept through my alarm.

Good news: Kids were awake.

Bad news: They decided me oversleeping meant they could watch cartoons in their pajamas.

Good news: I woke up eventually on my own.

Bad news: Had to drive them to school, 20 minutes away.

Good news: They were only 15 minutes late.

Bad news: Now I’m 20 minutes from home.

Good news: I’m only 10 minutes from Wee Willie’s and their #9 breakfast platter.

Bad news: The #9 breakfast platter is NOT low carb.

Good news: I don’t care.