Good news: I slept REALLY well last night. Bad news: Slept through my alarm. Good news: Kids were awake. Bad news: They decided me oversleeping meant they could watch cartoons in their pajamas. Good news: I woke up eventually on my own. Bad news: Had to drive them to school, 20 minutes away. Good news: […]
Monday Morning: “This is it. Today is the day I get healthy. Eat less, move more. It’s so simple.” Monday Afternoon: “We all gotta die some time.” (chugs gravy)
(I arrive home) My Oldest, age 16: “Where’ve you been? I made popcorn, no help from you. You can’t have any. Don’t even ask.” Me: “Why would I want popcorn? I just got Chinese takeout, thank you very much.” Oldest: “Ooooh, Chinese! Gimme some.” (long pause) Me: “Do you even hear the irony?”
Very Vocal Viking 