Techno Twerp

Wonderful Wife: “What do you want for Xmas?”

Little Miss Thing, age 7: “Gymnastics sheets for my bed.”

WW: “I don’t know if those exist.”

LMT: “You can get on Google and find them.”

WW: …

LMT: “You can use your phone right now.”

WW: (glares at me)

Me: “She’s not wrong.”

WW: “You did this to me.”


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