Little Miss Thing, age 7: “Can I learn how to unlock your car?”
Me: “Sure, kiddo. Here’s the key.”
LMT: “How do I unlock everything at once?”
Me: “No, I bought this one used and it doesn’t work that way. The guy showed me how to unlock the driver door, then reach inside to manually push the unlock button.”
LMT: “I think you turn it and hold it.” (turns key and holds)
Me: “No, don’t hold it turned like that. You need to…
(all locks on car pop unlocked)
LMT: “Told you.”
Me: (slow blink)
Moral of the story: Keep learning.
And don’t question LMT.