Goggles The Mind

Wonderful Wife: “How were your new goggles at the pool today?”

Danger Monkey, age 9: “They were great! Really cleared up my vision for close combat.”

Me: “Really.”

DM: “But it’s hard to swing a sword in the water, so blades will only do half damage.” (runs off)

WW: “He was at camp, right? Not the Crusades or something?”

Me: “We may be raising a gamer.”

WW: “Oh, you think?”


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