Danger Monkey, age 6: “She’s not really asleep, Dad.”
Little Miss Thing, age 3,: (yelling) “I’M ASLEEP!”
Me: “You know, kiddo… As a general rule, people who scream ‘I’m asleep’ are not really asleep.”
LMT: (now whispering) “I’m asleep.”
Danger Monkey, age 6: “She’s not really asleep, Dad.”
Little Miss Thing, age 3,: (yelling) “I’M ASLEEP!”
Me: “You know, kiddo… As a general rule, people who scream ‘I’m asleep’ are not really asleep.”
LMT: (now whispering) “I’m asleep.”
Very Vocal Viking 