And the father is…

Little Miss Thing, age 3: “I am going to push all my macaroni onto the table.”

The Wonderful Wife: “Why in the world would you do that?”

LMT: “I like to watch you clean.”

WW, glaring at me: “No one will ever need a paternity test to know that you made this child.”


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