(driving)
Me: “Hey kids, listen to what my phone can do without me even touching it”
(clears throat)
Me: “OK Google, play funk music.”
(Google Assistant plays funk music)
Danger Monkey, age 11: “What else can it do?”
Me: “I don’t know. Let’s see. OK Google, play monkey noises.”
(Google plays monkey noises)
Little Miss Thing, age 8: “Hey Google! Do a dance!”
Me: “Yeah, I don’t think…”
DM: “Google, play fart noises!”
LMT: “Google, jump out the window!”
DM: “Google, access Dad’s bank account!”
Me: “Hey now…”
LMT: “Google, take control of the car and drive us to ice cream!”
DM: “Google, transfer $100 from Dad’s checking account and mail it to me!”
Me: “And… we’re done.”
(turns off phone)
Very Vocal Viking 