Me: (hugging)
Wonderful Wife: “OK, I think the hug is over now.”
Me: “Nope. I’m not done yet.” (hugging)
WW: “I’m done.” (struggling)
Me: “Good. Good. Let the hate flow through you.”
(long pause)
WW: “I don’t think that’s something couples are supposed to say to each other.”
Did you say it in a scratchy dark-sidey voice?
Of course.