Wonderful Wife: “OK, I think the hug is over now.”
Me: “Nope. I’m not done yet.” (hugging)
WW: “I’m done.” (struggling)
Me: “Good. Good. Let the hate flow through you.”
WW: “I don’t think that’s something couples are supposed to say to each other.”
Little Miss Thing, age 7: “Dad, I just realized you are a weird person.”
LMT: “Don’t worry. It’s not a bad thing.”
This morning, our intrepid Danger Monkey (age 9) escorted the steaming platter of pancakes to the breakfast table, loudly humming the Imperial March.
My day has been made.