Little Miss Thing, age 7: “Who is that guy?”

Me: “What guy?”

LMT: “The guy in this picture with Grandma.”

Me: “That’s me, honey.”

LMT: “I don’t think so.”

Me: “It’s me, just a really long time ago.”

LMT: “Like, thirty five hundred years ago?”

Me: …

Me: “Pretty much.”