Little Miss Thing, age 7: “I said I wanted scrambled eggs. I hate fried eggs.”

Me: “Well, they’re basically the same thing, I just stirred them less.”

LMT: “No, I hate them.”

Me: “Here. You only have to eat one.”

(pokes with fork)

(tiny bite)

(snarfs the rest in one bite)

LMT: “I want more. Those are really good!”

Me: …