Architecture Tips

Me: “OK, kids, we’re trying a new restaurant tonight.”

Little Miss Thing, age 7: “I don’t like it.”

Me: “You don’t even know which restaurant yet.”

LMT: “I already know enough restaurants.”

Me: “Give it a chance. It’s an old school restaurant with solid comfort food. Look, here, we’re pulling up. Isn’t that a cool looking older building?”

Danger Monkey, age 10: “It would look a lot cooler if they had a Medieval Ballista mounted to the roof.”

Me: (long pause)

Me: “I can’t argue with that.”

Tastes Like Chicken Water

Me: “Look, kids. The hotel lobby has ice water with cucumber in it. See the little green slices.”

Danger Monkey, age 9: “No thanks. I hate cucumbers.”

Me: “Well, I’m only assuming it’s cucumber. It could be slices of dead snakes.”

DM: “That’s completely disgusting.”


DM: “I wanna try it.”

DM: (long drink)

DM: “Disgusting.”

DM: “Can I have some more?”