Me: “Look, kids. The hotel lobby has ice water with cucumber in it. See the little green slices.”
Danger Monkey, age 9: “No thanks. I hate cucumbers.”
Me: “Well, I’m only assuming it’s cucumber. It could be slices of dead snakes.”
DM: “That’s completely disgusting.”
(pause)
DM: “I wanna try it.”
DM: (long drink)
DM: “Disgusting.”
DM: “Can I have some more?”
