Me: “Hey kids, what has been your favorite part of Gen Con today? Playtesting the games that haven’t been published yet? Staying in the fancy hotel? All the costumes? All our cool crafting projects?”

Little Miss Thing, age 6: “Riding the escalators.”

Danger Monkey, age 9: “Escalators.”

Me: “The… escalators?”

LMT: “Yes.”

DM: “Definitely the escalators.”

Me: “Those are very expensive escalator rides, I guess.”

LMT: “No, they’re free. I can do it all day.”