Wonderful Wife: “Why are you downstairs again? I tucked you in an hour ago.”

Little Miss Thing, age 7: “I cant sleep. You didn’t tell me a story.”

WW: “There once was a little girl who couldn’t sleep…”

LMT: “I like this story.”

WW: “… so her Mom gave her extra chores, like cleaning the cat litter.”

LMT: (pause)

LMT: “I hate this story.”