Me: “I love you.”

Little Miss Thing, age 6: “So what?”

Me: “So, that means you’re my super special girl, and I’ll do anything for you.”

LMT: “You’ll do anything?”

Me: “Yes. Anything.”

LMT: “Will you… buy me all the candy I want?”

Me: “No.”

LMT: (pouts) “I don’t understand love.”

Me: “No one really does.”