Little Miss Thing, age 6: “Could you drive any slower?”

Me: “It’s raining so hard that I can’t see the road. So, should we… A) Go slower, B) Go faster, or C) Hassle the driver?”

Oldest, age 15: “I think you’re looking for us to say A… but my gut is telling me C.”

Me: “Yes, actually, the answer is C. Ridiculing an authority figure is always the answer.”