Close Shave

The Wonderful Wife: “I’m exhausted. I just want to sleep for a week.”

Little Miss Thing, age 6: “I can do your hair while you sleep.”

WW: “That sounds nice.”

LMT: “Where’s the shaving cream?” (walks away)

(long pause)

WW: “I will never sleep again.”


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