(moving a heavy hospital chair)

Wonderful Wife: “Oww.”

Little Miss Thing, age 6: “What’s wrong, Mama?”

WW: “Oh, I think I just strained a muscle in my arm a little.”

LMT: “Would it help if you rubbed my foot?” (sticks foot in air)

WW: “Uhh… yes. Yes, it would. How did you know?”

LMT: “I’m smart.”