Danger Monkey, age 9: “Why did the superhero go to the restroom?”

Little Miss Thing, age 6: “He had to poop? Pee? Both!”

DM: “No, don’t ruin my joke. Why did the superhero go to the restroom?”

LMT: “I don’t know. Why?”

DM: “He was doing his duty.”

LMT: “Was he a super pooper?”

DM: “OK, that’s funnier than mine.”

LMT: “I know.”