Danger Monkey, age 9: “Why did the superhero go to the restroom?”
Little Miss Thing, age 6: “He had to poop? Pee? Both!”
DM: “No, don’t ruin my joke. Why did the superhero go to the restroom?”
LMT: “I don’t know. Why?”
DM: “He was doing his duty.”
LMT: “Was he a super pooper?”
DM: “OK, that’s funnier than mine.”
LMT: “I know.”
Love is… when you stream a Marvel movie at home for date night, then you jump up as soon as the credits roll to go pick up the kids, and you get home 45 minutes later and the wife has paused the credits so you can watch the end scene.
I love you, Wonderful Wife.
Wonderful Wife: “It is too cold this morning to be running around the house naked.”
Little Miss Thing, age 3: “But I’m a super hero.”
WW: “Then be a super hero wearing clothes.”
LMT: “But I want to be fast.”
WW: “Super heroes can be fast wearing clothes.”
LMT: “Not me.”